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The Epic Jess&Rory Picspam ~ Part 1

Finally finished it! Woo-hoo! It was about time since I started to work on this like two months ago. But now it's here, I just had to break it up in three parts cuz I'm guessing nobody wants their computer to be murdered. It's still epic though with LOTS of pictures so definitely not dial-up friendly.



The Epic Jess&Rory picspam
Part One

 


Wow, aren't we hooked on phonics.
Oh, I read a lot. Do you read?
Not much.


It's gonna be fun. Trust me.
I don't even know you.
Well, don't I look trustworthy?
Maybe.


What are you doing?
Oh this? Nothing. Just another little disappearing act.


I just wanted to put some notes in the margins for you.
What? [...] You've read this before.
About forty times.
I thought you said you didn't read much.
Well, what is much?


Goodnight Rory.
Goodnight Dodger.
Dodger?
Figure it out.
Oliver Twist.







Should you be standing here all alone? I hear this is a pretty dangerous corner.
I'm fine.



I'm not really familiar with the blue book laws in this town, so you can be
talking about a lot of things. Dropping a gum wrapper, strolling arm in arm
with a member of the opposite sex on a Sunday. [...] Ah. What about it?
You did it. The whole town knows you did it. They had a meeting about it.
You actually went to that bizarro town meeting? Those things are so 'To Kill
a Mockingbird.'

Yes, I went. And Luke went. And when he got there, everyone ganged up on
him. They all want you gone.
Wow, bummer.


I didn't know they were coming down so hard on him.
Funny, I never pegged you as clueless, my mistake.
Okay. I get it. No, no, I do, I get it. So did you at least think it was funny?
That is so not the point.
Ah, you thought it was funny.


Um Dean, I don't think you two have met. This is Jess. This is Dean.
Boyfriend?
Of course.
Sorry, you didn't say.






You got into a fight with Dean.
Dean?
My boyfriend.
Ah. He's still your boyfriend?
Okay, you can jump out now.


That's good.
What?
Your snowman. Snowwoman, actually.
You know which one is ours?
It definitely has the most personality. Kind of looks like Bjork.
That's what we were going for.
Yeah?
But everyone thinks the one on the end is gonna be the winner.
Really? It's so overdone.


Hey, what do you and Dean talk about?
What?
I mean, does he know Bjork?
I've played him some stuff.
Hm. So you got a teacher-student thing going?




Aw, come on, it's a little funny.
No, being the poster girl for censorship is not a little funny. The only videos
not behind that curtain are Bambi and Dumbo. I mean, they actually had a
meeting earlier about whether or not Babe should be behind the curtain so
as not to offend people who keep kosher.
It's a crazy world we live in.
And where did they even find that stupid picture?
Oh no, the picture's good. It's the people who are stupid.
[...]
Relax. I don't think it'll be around very long.


Come back here.
Why?
I'll give you an eggroll.
Yes?
What did you do?
Nothing much. Just wanted to make sure whoever rented Dumbo or
Bambi gets a little surprise.

What kind of surprise? What did you do?
You owe me an eggroll.


Well, you're having your vertical From Here to Eternity moment
right in front of the super glue.
Oh.
Not that that's not an appropriate place to be doing it in front of but - .
[...]
God!
Sorry. Two for one sale.




The person who buys the basket wins the company of the person who
makes the basket  for lunch. Basket, basket maker, guy who didn't
bring enough money.



You know, there's nothing there.
Yes, I know.
You going after him?
Not right now.


I like this place.
Wow. A place in Stars Hollow you actually like. I'm stunned.
It's got some good memories. You see right over there?
Yup.
That's where Luke pushed me in.


Wow. Not one thing in here that I would remotely consider eating.
Well, I didn't make it for you. I made it for Dean.
And Dean would've eaten this?
Yes, he would have.
Dean is an idiot.


The Fountainhead is classic.
Yeah, but Ayn Rand is a political nut.
Yeah, but nobody could write a forty page monologue the way that she could.
Okay, tomorrow I will try again, and you will...
Give the painful Ernest Hemingway another chance. Yes, I promise.
You know, Ernest only has lovely things to say about you.


I'm glad you called.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Why?
Because maybe you can explain what the hell this crazy woman is
talking about.
Ah, The Fountainhead.
Yes. Your fault, and you will pay.
I promise. Commit to it one more time and if it still is awful for you,
I will make it up to you.


You change your hair?
What?
Your hair looks different.
So, segue's not your thing, huh?
Is it?
Well, um, no, I wear it like this a lot. Why?
Just looks different.
Oh, bad different?



Question.
Yes?
You come over. You seem to have a very firm grasp of the English language.
You put together several full sentences, even using a couple of words that
contain  two or more syllables, and then my mother appears and suddenly
we need a thought bubble over your head to understand what you're thinking.
Can you tell me why that is?
The verbal thing comes and goes.


Jess, my mother is a great person. She's also my best friend in the world,
so if you care about me at all, you will take that into consideration and you
will be mildly polite to her.
What makes you think I care about you?
I don't mean care care, like care. I mean if you like me at all... not like like.
I just meant that if. . . if you think of me remotely as the sort of person that
you could occasionally  stand to talk to then you will try to get along with
my mom, that's all.


I know it's got an "l've been pinned" Bye, Bye, Birdie kind of implication
to it, but it was just a bracelet.

I don't think Dean will see it that way.
You didn't lose it on purpose.
I know, but things have been a little weird between us lately and. . .you
couldn't care less.
Oh, yes, I could.
I just think Dean will read something into this.
Should he?
No.
I think you should keep looking.




Delivery.
What are you doing here?
Well, Luke figured since you’re along tonight that maybe you wouldn't
have any food in the house, so he sent over a care package.
[...]
You didn't give me a tip.
You want money?
No, I'll take a fry though.
Okay, yeah, have as much as you want.
Okay, great. [takes off jacket]
What are you doing?
Getting ready to eat.
You're staying?
Didn't you just invite me?


That was not great writing. That was the National Enquirer of
the fifties.

You're cracked.
Typical guy response. Worship Kerouac and Bukowski, God forbid
you'd pick up anything by Jane Austen.
Hey, I've read Jane Austen.
You have?
Yeah, and I think she would've liked Bukowski.


Jess, I'm asking you as a friend, just please leave now.
You really want me to go?
I really wanna avoid a fight with Dean.
Okay, I'm going.
Thank you.
Ow!
What?
Ooh! I just twisted my ankle. I better go lie down.
Jess!
God, you're no fun when you're tense.


I don't think Luke knew anything about the food last night.
That'll be twelve-fifty.
Which means you lied about why you came over.
I don't have any quarters. I'm gonna have to give you nickels.
Now why would you lie about something like that?
Here's your change. Come again soon.
You wanted to come over.
I have to get back to work.
You're squirming. I've never seen you squirm. It's entertaining.


Luke needs you downstairs.
Why?
Because he's on the phone with someone and Caesar's off today
and the place is packed and he needs help.
I'll be down in a minute.
No, now.
[...]
She pushed me.
Sue me.
I could've broken my neck.
As long as it's not your arm. We need your arm.
Despot.


Watch the shirt!
Cork it!


Don't you have some cleaning up to do over at the diner?


It wasn't me.
If you say so.
Look, the crazy ballet teacher called and asked when Luke was getting
back from the funeral, if I could unlock the door. I came down, I unlocked
the door, then went back upstairs and back to sleep.

So you did do a little something.
I unlocked the door.
So that people could come in here and put this together. Nice.


Hey, are we gonna do some of those Schoolhouse Rocks songs?
I'll be right there, Jess.
'Cause they say if you just make learning fun...


Where are your books?
Huh, I don't know.
How are we gonna study without your books?
I guess we can't. Too bad. So, what now... movie?
Get your books.
The cat ate 'em.
Get your books or I'm going home.
Wait there.


Where's Dean tonight?
[...]
Chicago.
So he doesn't know.
It wouldn't matter.
So you'll tell him when he gets back?
We're studying.
You're studying, I'm prying into your personal life.


Done.
This isn't Shakespeare.
It's not?
It's the words to a Clash song.
Ah, now, but which Clash song?
Hey, I'm not the one being tested right now.
Ten seconds.
Jess.
Nine, eight, seven.
Stop it.
Six, five, four.
You know you're really starting to. . .
Three.
Ooh, ooh, Guns of Brixton!
A-plus.


I'm sick of studying.
How can you be sick of studying? You haven't done any studying.
You've done card tricks, you've made coffee, you've tried to explain
to me how on earth Coldplay could be considered an alternative band,
but as of yet, no studying.
That's your car?
Yes, it is.
Okay, tell you what. Let's go get some ice cream, and then when we
get back, I'll study.
This is a diner, there's ice cream here.
Yes, but we don't have any cones.
Cones?
I need cones.


I'm letting go.
Stop! Take it back. Okay, you are taking this wheel back and when you
do, I'm going to kill you. I'm just letting you know that.
I appreciate the warning.
Jess!
Okay, I got it. Geez, you look pale. Are you okay?
Death, and it's going to be painful.
You're not gonna kill me. Think how dull your life would be without me.


You don't need a tutor. It's crazy that they're talking about leaving you back.
Whatever.
You can do anything you wanted, you can be anything you wanted.
[...]
And why aren't you going to college?
Please.
What? Please what? Why is it so crazy?
Ask my mother, she could give you a couple reasons. Oh, and I'm sure
Principal Mertin can chime in with a few good ones. In fact, ask your
mother. She doesn't know me all that  well but I'm sure she could
improvise a few things.
Do not give me that whole "I'm so misunderstood" Kurt Cobainy thing.
You are way  stronger than that and I don't even wanna hear it. You have
to go to college.


So, Courtney, what about you?
What about me?
What are your big ambitions?
[...]
You're gonna be an overseas correspondent?
Yes, I am.
You're gonna crawl around in trenches and stand on top of buildings
and have bombs  going off in the background and some wars raging
all around you?



Just sounds a little too rough for you.
Well, it's not a little too rough for me. I hope it's not a little too rough
for me, I've been talking about this forever. I mean, I don't even know
what I would do if...
Hey, I didn't mean to freak you out. I'm sorry. I'm sure you'll do it.
You will, I promise. I'll help you practice, okay? Tomorrow, you'll
stand in the middle of the street and I will  drive straight at you
screaming in a foreign language.

Well, you're gonna have to learn a foreign language first.
Well, it's lucky I've got me a tutor, isn't it?


So, what's up?
Nothing. What about you?
Same.
So, what have you been doing?
Nothin' much. Just hanging out. . . in the park, mostly.
Central Park?
Washington Square Park.


Hi.
How ya doing?
Good, how about you?
Good. You hungry?
Starved.
I know a place.


I'm just saying I'm no stranger to the Big Apple.
You are if you're calling it the Big Apple.
So I don't have the lingo down yet, but at least I have the attitude.
You do, huh?
Oh yeah. When I was getting a locker for my backpack at the bus stop,
there was this guy and he was just standing there staring at me and
instead of ignoring him I just fixed him with a really withering stare.
That I've got to see.
No.
Oh, come on, let me see your withering stare.
It's dangerous. I could hurt you.
I've been hurt before.
No.
I'm disappointed.


Oh, my God, this is really good!
I'm glad you like it. So how much time you got?
I got a bit.
There's a record store you should check out. It's run by this insane
freak who's like a walking encyclopedia for every punk and
garage-band record ever made. Catalog numbers. . .it's crazy.
The place is right out of High Fidelity.



Do they allow hot dogs in the subway?
You are so an out-of-towner.


Go on, get it. She'll like it.
Thank you so much for bringing me here. This was fate.
Yes, it was.
And in return, I just might show you my withering stare.
I'm a lucky man.


Why did you come here?
Well...
I mean, you ditched school and everything. That's so not you.
Why'd you do it?
Because you didn't say goodbye.
Oh. Bye, Rory.
Bye, Jess.


I moved back.
But... what... why?
Just wanted to.




Oh my God! Oh my God!
Rory.
Don't say a word!
Okay.
I have to go. Oh, welcome home!



Credit: I mostly used my own caps. Except for ep. 2.15, 2.16 and 2.19. Those are from Blurred Photographs.

I uploaded all my S2 caps in case anyone wants them (please note that ep 2.15, 2.16 and 2.19 are missing).
Example1 | Example2 | Download link

And I thought I try out a little Q/A thingy. If you feel like it, choose as many questions as you want and answer them in your comment:
01. Which is your favorite RJ moment in the season?
02. Which is your favorite S2 episode?
03. Which S2 episode have you seen the most?
04. Which episode made you an RJ shipper?
05. We know that Rory already fell for him in S2 even if she didn't admit it to herself. What do you think, which episode did it happen?
06. Jess said in LWFTWT that "...we're supposed to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you two years ago."
Do you think it's true? I mean the second part because he was definitely right about the first part!
07. Do you like the fact that they didn't give each other nicknames (well apart
from Dodger but it was only used once so it doesn't really count. XD)?
08. Jess pulling a coin out of your ear or writing in the margin of your book?
09. Jess distroying the snowman or switching up the movies in the video store?
10. "Dean is an idiot." Do you agree with this statement?
11. Jess buying your basket or bringing you a care package?
12. Jess giving you an umbrella or an apple?
13. Is ice cream always better in a cone?
14. Rory's acting on her instincts: going to NYC after Jess or kissing Jess?
15. Do you prefer RJ as friends or lovers?
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